nosdrinker:

imagine hagrid played by danny devito with forced perspective

(via liamdryden)

angharadismyhero:

iwillfindyouandiwillshipyou:

Omg today when I woke up I was so confused that I couldn’t remember my first language and I panicked and literally screamed ‘But I dont even know how to speak french’ in english.

I’m german.

I am oddly glad that this can happen.

(via hegetarianthevegetarian)

"In the United States, access to tampons and pads for low-income women is a real problem, too: food stamps don’t cover feminine hygiene products, so some women resort to selling their food stamps in order to pay for “luxuries” like tampons. Women in prison often don’t have access to sanitary products at all, and the high cost of a product that half the population needs multiple times a day, every month for approximately 30 years, is simply, well, bullshit."

- The case for free tampons (via stuffmomnevertoldyou)

You know, I don’t think I’ve ever heard anybody suggest that toilet paper or paper towels in public bathrooms shouldn’t be free.  We’d consider it outrageous if that very basic necessity were to be missing, or provided only for purchase.

And yet.

(via animatedamerican)

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fuck-kirk:

ultrafacts:

set-phasers-to-gay:

j-to-rule-the-world:

ultrafacts:

Source For more facts, Click HERE to follow Ultrafacts

Well somebody finally gets it!

Every school should be like mine: four hours a day, three time slots you can attend (morning at 8, afternoon at 12, evening at 5), online classes in case you miss a day, english and math direct instruction, bus stop close by, you can graduate early if you want, you can switch time slots if you need to, and they respect if you have a mental disorder/want to be addressed by a different name or by diff pronouns. You can listen to music, too, and everyone is super chill. Small classes where everyone minds their own business and gets their work done. That is how school should be.



WHAT SCHOOL DO YOU GO TO??

fuck-kirk:

ultrafacts:

set-phasers-to-gay:

j-to-rule-the-world:

ultrafacts:

Source For more facts, Click HERE to follow Ultrafacts

Well somebody finally gets it!

Every school should be like mine: four hours a day, three time slots you can attend (morning at 8, afternoon at 12, evening at 5), online classes in case you miss a day, english and math direct instruction, bus stop close by, you can graduate early if you want, you can switch time slots if you need to, and they respect if you have a mental disorder/want to be addressed by a different name or by diff pronouns. You can listen to music, too, and everyone is super chill. Small classes where everyone minds their own business and gets their work done. That is how school should be.

WHAT SCHOOL DO YOU GO TO??

(via foodfabulousfood)

mostly-perfect:

So one time my dad bought a skeleton for Halloween, and one day he decided to place it in the kitchen to scare me and it went too far…

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jathis:

samlikesboys:

Sorry that you guys have to click to read through it but this thing is like. ridiculous long. annoyingly long. I am not gonna make anybody else deal with that ok. Anyways! I’ve been working on this for about 9 years and I never wanna look at it ever against I’m sorry I’m way too lazy to polish it just. here. take it. take my headcanon that even after Carlos comes back, Cecil gets fucked up any time he sees that “voicemail” notification.

This was the cutest fucking thing I have ever read

(via ask-the-nightvale-soldier)

suchanadorer:

hurryupmerlin:

purdaldoo:

THIS SONG IS NOT ALLOWED TO BE PRETTY NO

Okay srsly, WHAT SONG IS THAT

Caramelldansen apparently.

(Source: youtu.be, via ask-the-nightvale-soldier)

kahtiihma:

fandomsandfeminism:

returntothestars:

ianthe:

!!

dat practical armor

I love every aspect of this.

NO you guys don’t understand, the entire book is like this. They tried to cram in all sorts of representation of different races and the art is gorgeous and it’s GREAT! The picture for a spellcaster is a female human who is wearing BAGGY, NON-SEXUALIZED CLOTHING AND NO MAKEUP because she’s in a dungeon, she doesn’t have time to do her hair cmon.
Also this:

kahtiihma:

fandomsandfeminism:

returntothestars:

ianthe:

!!

dat practical armor

I love every aspect of this.

NO you guys don’t understand, the entire book is like this. They tried to cram in all sorts of representation of different races and the art is gorgeous and it’s GREAT! The picture for a spellcaster is a female human who is wearing BAGGY, NON-SEXUALIZED CLOTHING AND NO MAKEUP because she’s in a dungeon, she doesn’t have time to do her hair cmon.

Also this:

(via ask-the-nightvale-soldier)

erika-youknowtheangel:

realhousewivesofnightvale:

BUT WHAT IF THE NEW EPISODE IS A SERIES OF RECORDINGS MADE BY CARLOS WHILE HE’S EXPLORING THE DESERT AND THE NEW VOICE IS DOUG

OH MY GOD????

(via ask-the-nightvale-soldier)

blindbeards0llux:

"hey man can i borrow your phone"

"yes, mortal. you may borrow my B O N E P H O N E."

(Source: steven-stoned, via ask-the-nightvale-soldier)

huffingtonpost:

Matt Damon Does Ice Bucket Challenge With Toilet Water For 800 Million Without Clean H2O

Matt Damon was conflicted when friends Jimmy Kimmel and Ben Affleck called on him to complete the ALS ice bucket challenge.

Find out who Damon challenges here. 

(via ask-the-nightvale-soldier)

shutupmerlin:

I saw someone fly backwards off a treadmill today and I was laughing so hard I fell off the crosstrainer which made the girl next to me laugh so hard that she slipped off hers and it was 7:30 in the morning and there were just 3 of us sitting on the floor of the gym crying with laughter and in varying degrees of pain 

(via foodfabulousfood)

jimisfvckingdead:

peenslayer:

drunk me is the me i really want to be. confident, hilarious and, most importantly, drunk. 

and an exceptionally sassy dancer.

(Source: peenslaya, via medusas-mind)

mishasminions:

DEMON DEAN SETTING THE RECORD STRAIGHT

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fenchurchdent:

chicklikemeblog:

Playboy’s catcall flowchart.  

I’m reblogging Playboy. Somebody stop me. 

fenchurchdent:

chicklikemeblog:

Playboy’s catcall flowchart.  

I’m reblogging Playboy. Somebody stop me. 

(via foodfabulousfood)