"My idea of rich is that you can buy every book you ever want without looking at the price and you’re never around assholes. That’s the two things to really fight for in life."

— John Waters  (via detailsdetales)

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krvsty:

NO

krvsty:

NO

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happywater:

hey how you doin lil mama lemme whisper in yo ear

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pinkcookiedimples:

How To Deal With Thirsty Mofos 101

pinkcookiedimples:

How To Deal With Thirsty Mofos 101

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shittier:

who is she

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literallyrad:

oh

skimcheese:

caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas:

madeagoestohell:

unexpected pregnancy is actually so weird like you can accidentally make a person 

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I JUST SPAT OUT MY WATER

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My guinea pig is walking the dog

My guinea pig is walking the dog

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anrgy:

inspirational

anrgy:

inspirational

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unclefather:

me on my way to my swamp

unclefather:

me on my way to my swamp

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teamrocketing:

*knocks you out with a calculator* bet you weren’t counting on that

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galaxys4:

talkin to ur crush like
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